What?

No really, I have no idea.

You know where I like to buy roofing and home repairs?

On Tinder, obvs. I’ve been looking for someone to do some painting, gonna hire a Tinder weirdo.

Let me fly away

Good thing he’s got great abs. No idea how he’d wear a shirt to cover up a gut. Hopefully he lives somewhere warm!

Let me lend you some punctuation

It’s like he put words into a 1995 era babblefish translator and translated it back and forth a few times.

I’m totally fooled

I hate bad photoshops. What do you make of that, Jimmy?

Weird Frank

 

Crazy Frank

This tactic is sure to get the ladies hot and bothered.