Want to go on a date?

Just kidding.

I wonder what he values most in life?

Dick pic mecca.

Want to be seen as a real man?

Then look like one.

I don’t think anyone really misses the 90s

Does not dig razors or good posture.

No.

It’s Tinder not Tumblr.

Nothing says romance like a solid kick to the junk

This seems to be a rather specialized request. Godspeed to you, Sinclair.

How about you look for a shirt?

And maybe a razor. The shared interests were all TV shows. Go outside, Edward (with a shirt).

Neckbeard King of Little Havana

At least use a myspace angle.

The Governor

I don’t know how I feel about using the girl’s head as a hand rest while she’s being kind enough to give him a public blowjob.

I won’t lie

This dude and his friends seem like they might be hilarious.