On Tinder, obvs. I’ve been looking for someone to do some painting, gonna hire a Tinder weirdo.
Author: quantized
Let me fly away
Good thing he’s got great abs. No idea how he’d wear a shirt to cover up a gut. Hopefully he lives somewhere warm!
Let me lend you some punctuation
It’s like he put words into a 1995 era babblefish translator and translated it back and forth a few times.
What a catch
Probably wonders why no one likes him.
I’m totally fooled
I hate bad photoshops. What do you make of that, Jimmy?
I see you met someone weird on Tinder, Chrissy
Why did this surprise you? And you really put in the effort to make a M4F account to talk about it? Move on, honey.
At least he’s a sttaight-shooter
Glenn, I’d hazard a guess that most older men wouldn’t mind having a sweet, young thing on their arm. That said, former blindness is no excuse for being a total creepazoid.
Barry, you’re a total creep
I’m so glad I never studied psych.
Weird Frank
Crazy Frank
This tactic is sure to get the ladies hot and bothered.
No regrets on swiping left
Not even initially.
Weirdos of Tinder 