Does not dig razors or good posture.
Author: quantized
No.
It’s Tinder not Tumblr.
Nothing says romance like a solid kick to the junk
This seems to be a rather specialized request. Godspeed to you, Sinclair.
How about you look for a shirt?
And maybe a razor. The shared interests were all TV shows. Go outside, Edward (with a shirt).
It’s all downhill after the first sentence
The cardiac arrest seems like it would really put a kink into the average romantic relationship.
Neckbeard King of Little Havana
At least use a myspace angle.
The Governor
I don’t know how I feel about using the girl’s head as a hand rest while she’s being kind enough to give him a public blowjob.
I won’t lie
This dude and his friends seem like they might be hilarious.
What?
No really, I have no idea.
Honesty is important
And so is taking a picture with chick with fake tits in front of a backdrop about being a sugar daddy.
Weirdos of Tinder 