God, I hate it when people have pictures of their children as their picture

Oh wait, he really is 18.

Least sexy Santa ever

Know what I will never swipe right on?

People who think it’s okay to rape little boys.

It is a mystery

I guess I just don’t really get this from a straight guy. Is this homophobe photoshopping humor?

My version of a “catch” involves either fish or George Clooney

Cod. Bass. Salmon. Not this guy.

Things that aren’t awesome

This.

Photo cropping seems like a basic skill, until it’s not.

My, that’s a mighty forehead.

Want to go on a date?

Just kidding.

I wonder what he values most in life?

Dick pic mecca.

Want to be seen as a real man?

Then look like one.