He seemed pretty okay

Until the last two sentences.

No, I don’t want a beer

….nooooope. Not in this lifetime.

The rest of his pics?

Were with his daughter. Gross, man.

Why are you in a storage closet

Oh right, because you’re pretty much naked. Maybe you should put some pants on before some kids go look for some balls to play with…no not those balls! Gross!

Happy Halloween

From this sweet jacket.

I know this is likely an important father daughter moment

But there is something about it that is just makes me feel uneasy.

Is that a sonic screwdriver or are you just happy to see me?

This is not appealing.

This is so weird

I can’t even come up with anything funny to say about it.

Cardio must be a bitch with lungs like that

I hope the son is not exposed to these copious quantities of secondhand smoke.

If wishes were horses

I wish he were more modest.